{"id":865,"date":"2024-04-09T14:01:02","date_gmt":"2024-04-09T12:01:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/?p=865"},"modified":"2024-04-14T22:35:57","modified_gmt":"2024-04-14T20:35:57","slug":"vanoce-s-chlapama-u-oceanu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/vanoce-s-chlapama-u-oceanu\/","title":{"rendered":"Lo\u0148sk\u00e9 V\u00e1noce u oce\u00e1nu"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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T\u00e1k\u017ee, jak\u00fd to chlapsk\u00fd turn\u00e9 bylo. No, prost\u011b par\u00e1da! Do Miami jsme p\u0159il\u00edtli nave\u010der. A hned prvn\u00ed drobounk\u00e1 komplikace! Zden\u00e1l, n\u00e1\u0161 houslista, p\u0159i\u0161el o kufr. Prej ho poslali n\u011bkam jinam, na druhou p\u016flku zem\u011bkoule. Stra\u0161n\u011b jsem si voddychnul, \u017ee se to nestalo sbormi\u0161ovi, p\u00e1\u010d nev\u00edm, co bych d\u011blal, kdybych se najednou ocitnul n\u011bkde v P\u00e1kist\u00e1nu nebo v Jihoafrick\u00fd republice\u2026 <\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

Hned, jak jsme vylezli z leti\u0161t\u011b, pra\u0161tilo n\u00e1s do nosu dost slu\u0161n\u00fd vedro. A to byla u\u017e tma! N\u011bkdy kolem p\u016flnoci jsme hladov\u00ed jak pou\u0161tn\u00ed kojoti p\u0159ijeli do Naples, to je na z\u00e1padn\u00edm pob\u0159e\u017e\u00ed Floridy. Tak\u017ee n\u00e1m nezbylo nic jin\u00fdho, ne\u017e se stavit v mek\u00e1\u010di. Kdyby to tak vid\u011bla m\u00e1ma, jak se o p\u016flnoci cpu hamb\u00e1\u010dema! Takhle to vlastn\u011b bylo b\u011bhem cel\u00fdho turn\u00e9. B\u00e1rbekj\u016f, stejky, lazan\u011b a pizzy, sem tam mexick\u00e1 m\u0148amka\u2026  N\u011bjak jsem to spo\u010d\u00edtal, \u017ee chlapi v sou\u010dtu b\u011bhem turn\u00e9 p\u0159ibrali tak dva metr\u00e1ky. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ubytovan\u00fd jsme byli v super hot\u00fdlku kousek od oce\u00e1nu, hned r\u00e1no e\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed sn\u00eddan\u00ed jsem hupsnul do baz\u00e9nu! Tohle jsme vlastn\u011b d\u011blali ka\u017edej den, proto\u017ee ty baz\u00e9ny byly prost\u011b v\u0161ude. A kdy\u017e jsme se zrovna nec\u00e1kali v baz\u00e9nu, \u0159\u00e1dili jsme v mo\u0159i. Nejlep\u0161\u00ed to bylo \u00fapln\u011b posledn\u00ed den, proto\u017ee po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b foukalo a my jsme si u\u017e\u00edvali fantastick\u00fd t\u0159\u00edmetrov\u00fd vlny. Nebo jednou se takhle koupeme v oce\u00e1nu, kouk\u00e1me na oblohu a nad n\u00e1ma si to svi\u0161t\u00ed do vesm\u00edru raketopl\u00e1n toho bl\u00e1zna \u00cdlona Maska. To se v\u00e1m v Pardubk\u00e1ch na plov\u00e1rn\u011b nestane!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je jasn\u00fd, \u017ee nejd\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed byly koncerty, ale to v\u00e1m tady nebudu vykl\u00e1dat. Chlapi zp\u00edvaj super, tak\u017ee jsme se mohli soust\u0159edit na r\u016fzn\u00fd koniny. Stra\u0161n\u011b moc jsem cht\u011bl vid\u011bt alig\u00e1tora. Tak jsme se stavili v takov\u00fd p\u0159\u00edrodn\u00ed rezervaci. V jezeru jich p\u00e1r bylo, ale mus\u00edm \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee byli n\u011bjak\u00fd l\u00edn\u00fd. Aby sebou ten jeden aspo\u0148 trochu mrsknul, musel jsem po n\u011bm hodit zvrdlej chleba, co mi m\u00e1ma zabalila a j\u00e1 na n\u011bj zapomn\u011bl. Jmenoval se Freddy a prej byl u\u017e stra\u0161n\u011b starej (mysl\u00edm toho alig\u00e1tora). <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00e1r dn\u00ed jsme bydleli v takov\u00fd vile, kter\u00e1 m\u011bla taky baz\u00e9n (to je p\u0159ece jasn\u00fd), tak\u017ee jsme tam byli nalo\u017een\u00fd po\u0159\u00e1d. Bylo by to tam \u00fapln\u011b \u017e\u016f\u017eo, kdyby se n\u00e1m nepoda\u0159ilo sborov\u011b ucpat z\u00e1chod. Ale to je asi jednoduch\u00fd pochopit, kdy\u017e si p\u0159edstav\u00edte, jak jsme furt ba\u0161tili!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Na sv\u00fd jsem si p\u0159i\u0161el v takov\u00fdm super muzeu Navy Seal. Ur\u010dit\u011b jste v n\u011bjak\u00fdm filmu vid\u011bli \u017eab\u00ed mu\u017ee, speci\u00e1ln\u00ed tajnou americkou n\u00e1mo\u0159n\u00ed jednotku. Tak tohle muzeum bylo pr\u00e1v\u011b o nich. Byly tam ponorky, pr\u016fzkumn\u00fd \u010dluny a dokonce vrtuln\u00edk, do kter\u00fdho jste si mohli vl\u00edzt! A taky tam byla tr\u00e9ninkov\u00e1 trasa t\u011bch \u017eab\u00edch mu\u017e\u016f. Prob\u011bh jsem j\u00ed jak nic, i kdy\u017e jsem zat\u00edm jen pulec, jak \u0159\u00edkaj chlapi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jedin\u00e1 v\u011bc mi p\u0159i\u0161la fakt divn\u00e1. Bylo to v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed turn\u00e9. Z domova jsme dost\u00e1vali zpr\u00e1vy, \u017ee je tam t\u0159eskut\u00e1 zima a my jsme m\u011bli t\u0159ic\u00edtky a chodili v tri\u010dku. Prost\u011b b\u00edl\u00fd V\u00e1noce na Florid\u011b ne\u010dekejte. Bylo mi trochu l\u00edto t\u011bch americkejch sob\u00edk\u016f a Santa Klaus\u016f, kter\u00fd se tam vopalovali a potili p\u0159ed ka\u017ed\u00fdm obcho\u010f\u00e1kem\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Posledn\u00ed den byl nejlep\u0161\u00ed: vyjeli jsme v\u00fdletn\u00ed lod\u00ed kolem cel\u00fdho Miami. Vid\u011bli jsme olb\u0159\u00edm\u00ed kontajnerov\u00fd lod\u011b, par\u00e1dn\u00ed skyline m\u011bsta a hlavn\u011b spoustu s\u00eddel celebrit. Tak\u017ee jsme mohli vid\u011bt t\u0159eba Shaquilla O\u2019Niela, jak vyn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed odpadky, Shakiru, jak vokop\u00e1v\u00e1 brambory nebo Glorii Estefan se smet\u00e1kem. Ale j\u00e1 si stejn\u011b mysl\u00edm, \u017ee to bylo jen jako a \u017ee to byli n\u011bjak\u00fd herci!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prost\u011b – v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed turn\u00e9 s chlapama bylo fakt super a j\u00e1 u\u017e se t\u011b\u0161\u00edm, a\u017e za\u010dnu kone\u010dn\u011b mutovat a dostanu taky \u010dernou vesti\u010dku!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

T\u00e1k\u017ee, jak\u00fd to chlapsk\u00fd turn\u00e9 bylo. No, prost\u011b par\u00e1da! Do Miami jsme p\u0159il\u00edtli nave\u010der. A hned prvn\u00ed drobounk\u00e1 komplikace! Zden\u00e1l, n\u00e1\u0161 houslista, p\u0159i\u0161el o kufr. Prej ho poslali n\u011bkam jinam, na druhou p\u016flku zem\u011bkoule. Stra\u0161n\u011b jsem si voddychnul, \u017ee se to nestalo sbormi\u0161ovi, p\u00e1\u010d nev\u00edm, co bych d\u011blal, kdybych se najednou ocitnul n\u011bkde v P\u00e1kist\u00e1nu […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":866,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ignacuv-denik"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=865"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1153,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865\/revisions\/1153"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}