{"id":1626,"date":"2024-05-02T06:38:20","date_gmt":"2024-05-02T04:38:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/?p=1626"},"modified":"2024-05-02T22:46:23","modified_gmt":"2024-05-02T20:46:23","slug":"balime-letime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/balime-letime\/","title":{"rendered":"Bal\u00edme, let\u00edme!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignleft size-medium\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"320\" height=\"252\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-content\/uploads\/Ignac_kufr_2-320x252.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1627\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>S t\u00edm stejsk\u00e1n\u00edm jsem to v\u010dera provalil. R\u00e1no se probouz\u00edm tak trochu s cestovn\u00ed hore\u010dkou. Hned po sn\u00eddani u sbormi\u0161e v apartm\u00e1nu si p\u0159ipravuju seb\u00e1ka. Ze v\u010derej\u0161ka u\u017e m\u00e1m zku\u0161enosti, tak\u017ee se velk\u00fdm vobloukem vyhnu \u010dili papri\u010dk\u00e1m, v\u010dera to byl vod chlap\u016f p\u011bknej podraz. Cejtil jsem je e\u0161t\u011b dneska r\u00e1no.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S balen\u00edm na tu dlouhat\u00e1nskou cestu to dneska bude trochu o\u0159\u00ed\u0161ek. Toti\u017e do kufru se mi nav\u00edc mus\u00ed vej\u00edt celej koncertn\u00ed kroj, kterej se mnou do te\u010f cestoval zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165. Pak m\u00e1m taky spoustu konin, kter\u00fd jsem si ve volnejch chv\u00edl\u00edch nakoupil a pot\u0159ebuju je propa\u0161ovat do \u010cech.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je to d\u0159ina, chv\u00edlema u\u017e to vypad\u00e1, \u017ee tady budu muset n\u011bco nechat. Ale co? Skejt rozhodn\u011b ne, basketbalovej m\u00ed\u010d taky ne. Ply\u0161ovou \u017eelvu si vezmu do letadla jako pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159ek, ten sv\u016fj z domu jsem stejn\u011b n\u011bkde ztratil. Sakry\u0161, co s t\u00edm kokosem? \u0160oupnu ho do batohu, jinam se mi u\u017e nevejde. Noty m\u016f\u017eu schovat do kurfu mezi fusekle, po cest\u011b je nebudu pot\u0159ebovat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kdy\u017e u\u017e m\u00e1me v\u0161echno zabalen\u00fd, p\u0159ijede Michal s velkou krabic\u00ed v\u011bc\u00ed, co jsme zapomn\u011bli v rodin\u00e1ch. Sou to r\u016fzn\u00fd nab\u00edje\u010dky, fusky, jeden mot\u00fdlek, mobil, j\u00e1 tam nechal pravou sand\u00e1lu. U\u017e ji n\u011bjakou dobu hled\u00e1m a v\u011bd\u011bl jsem, \u017ee se n\u011bkde vyloupne. Tak\u017ee ten kufr vopatrn\u011b znova votv\u00edr\u00e1m, natla\u010d\u00edm ji tam. Safra, te\u010f to nejde zav\u0159\u00edt.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P\u0159ed polednem vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edme. Cestou na leti\u0161t\u011b se e\u0161t\u011b stavujeme utratit posledn\u00ed dol\u00e1\u010de. M\u00e1me docela dobrej \u010das, na leti\u0161t\u011b bysme to m\u011bli zvl\u00e1dnout s rezervou.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pak ale nast\u00e1v\u00e1 drobounk\u00e1 komplikace. Asi hodinu p\u0159ed leti\u0161t\u011bm to na d\u00e1lnici kousek za n\u00e1ma neubrzd\u00ed takovej ten velkej \u017elutej \u0161koln\u00ed autobus, ducne do es\u00fav\u00e9\u010dka a to zas do n\u00e1s. Trochu se lekneme, nikomu se nic nestalo. Ale mus\u00edme \u010dekat na americk\u00fd policajty, aby tu nehodu z\u00fa\u0159adovali. My za nic nem\u016f\u017eeme, ale to zdr\u017een\u00ed m\u016f\u017ee bejt pr\u016f\u0161vih.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tak se rozhodujeme, \u017ee prvn\u00ed au\u0165\u00e1k pojede nap\u0159ed na leti\u0161t\u011b, v tom prom\u00e1\u010dknut\u00fdm p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme asi po hodin\u011b. Sbormi\u0161 se Zde\u0148kem mezi t\u00edm marn\u011b sna\u017eej vr\u00e1tit druh\u00fd auto, nakonec nakonec to musej nechat st\u00e1t p\u0159\u00edmo p\u0159ed leti\u0161t\u011bm. \u010cek-in zvl\u00e1d\u00e1me \u00fapln\u011b na posledn\u00ed chv\u00edli a u\u017e se mot\u00e1me t\u011bma frontama p\u0159ed pasovou kontrolou.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kdy\u017e na m\u011b p\u0159ijde \u0159ada, vyskytne se probl\u00e9m. Jak v\u00e1s furt fot\u011bj, n\u011bco se jim na m\u011b nel\u00edb\u00ed, \u017ee prej se ta sou\u010dasn\u00e1 fotka neshoduje s pasem. \u017de bych se b\u011bhem turn\u00e9 tak zm\u011bnil? T\u0159eba jsem jenom vod toho floridsk\u00fdho slun\u00ed\u010dka v\u00edc vop\u00e1lenej, nebo mi narostly vlasy\u2026 Pak se to vysv\u011btluje. Stejnej probl\u00e9m m\u00e1 houslista Zden\u011bk a ten se fakt nevop\u00e1lil, Ukazuje se, \u017ee to je t\u00edm, \u017ee n\u00e1m p\u0159i tom procesu celn\u00edci prohodili pasy.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pak nast\u00e1v\u00e1 dal\u0161\u00ed komplikace, jakoby jich dneska nebylo m\u00e1lo. Asi jsem ten kokos zabalil do \u0161pinavejch slip\u00e1\u010d\u016f m\u00e1lo, ale prost\u011b na n\u011bj p\u0159ijdou. Marn\u011b jim vysv\u011btluju, \u017ee ho m\u00e1m jako seb\u00e1ka. Sou dost nesmlouvav\u00fd a kokos mus\u00edm nechat na leti\u0161ti. Ach jo\u2026&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b uondan\u00fd nastupujeme do toho vobrovsk\u00fdho nebesk\u00fdho parn\u00edku, motory se rozjedou a my u\u017e z vok\u00fdnek kouk\u00e1me, jak Amerika miz\u00ed v d\u00e1lce. E\u0161t\u011b si zvl\u00e1dnu d\u00e1t n\u011bjakou malou v\u00e9\u010du, pak na m\u011b padne \u00fanava a us\u00edn\u00e1m. Kdy\u017e se probud\u00edm, p\u0159ekvapiv\u011b jsme u\u017e jsme nad Evropou. To je neskute\u010dn\u00fd, jak rychle ten let utekl. P\u0159ed p\u0159ist\u00e1n\u00edm v Curychu d\u011bl\u00e1me n\u011bkolik kole\u010dek ve vzduchu, vypad\u00e1 to, \u017ee je to mal\u00fd leti\u0161t\u011b p\u0159epln\u011bn\u00fd. Pak se rychle p\u0159esouv\u00e1me vl\u00e1\u010dkem na jinej termin\u00e1l a nastupujeme do dal\u0161\u00edho letadla do V\u00eddn\u011b. Tentokr\u00e1t bez komplikac\u00ed, i kdy\u017e taky s m\u00edrn\u00fdm zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00edm. Pilot n\u00e1m ale hl\u00e1s\u00ed, \u017ee to do\u017eene.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bl\u00ed\u017e\u00edme se do Pardubic. Chceme rodi\u010d\u016fm zazp\u00edvat jednu p\u00edsni\u010dku na p\u0159iv\u00edtanou, tak se rozezp\u00edv\u00e1v\u00e1me v autobuse. \u0158idi\u010d je z toho jako v\u017edycky trochu na v\u011btvi, ale na to u\u017e jsme z podobnejch situac\u00ed zvykl\u00ed.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P\u0159iv\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed je velkolep\u00fd, takov\u00fd jsem e\u0161t\u011b neza\u017eil. Nejd\u0159\u00edv na n\u00e1s \u010dek\u00e1 americkej veter\u00e1n &#8211; 120 let star\u00e1 Fordka s obrovskou americkou vlajkou, kter\u00e1 n\u00e1s vede p\u0159es Pardubice. M\u00e1me z toho V\u00e1noce! Vystupujeme z busu, hned b\u011b\u017e\u00edme p\u0159ed \u0161kolu na schody, vyst\u0159ihneme \u00d3 l\u00e1sko, l\u00e1sko a rodi\u010de, v\u0161ichni v americkejch stetsonech, n\u00e1m na opl\u00e1tku vyst\u0159ihnou super b\u00e1sni\u010dku. Mus\u00edm ji sem d\u00e1t:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sl\u00e1va nazdar v\u00fdletu, dvacet\u010dty\u0159ka u\u017e je tu!<br>V\u0161ichni za tou velkou lou\u017e\u00ed, ob\u010das k m\u00e1m\u011b dom\u016f tou\u017e\u00ed.&nbsp;<br>Kdy\u017e cestuj\u00ed sam\u00ed chlapi, za\u017e\u00edvaj\u00ed ob\u010das strachy.&nbsp;<br>Ztr\u00e1ta pas\u016f, zvracen\u00ed, nakonec t\u0159i ztraceni.&nbsp;<br>To se takhle n\u011bkdy st\u00e1v\u00e1, Sbormi\u0161 smutn\u011b z vlaku m\u00e1v\u00e1.<br>Hlavn\u00ed j\u00eddlo, sva\u010dina, fastfoodem to za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1.<br>Limon\u00e1dy skleni\u010dku, pozor na tu \u017eehli\u010dku!<br>I p\u0159es v\u0161echny karamboly, zvl\u00e1dli jste to a jste tady.<br>Po dvou t\u00fddnech cestov\u00e1n\u00ed, v\u00edt\u00e1me V\u00e1s bez zp\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed.<br>Na Florid\u011b tam je hej, Bonifantes ty jsou nej!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kouk\u00e1m, \u017ee v\u0161ichni na\u0161e putov\u00e1n\u00ed poctiv\u011b sledovali. D\u00e1v\u00e1me si kousek poctiv\u00fdho \u010desk\u00fdho chleba se sol\u00ed.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pak u\u017e ale b\u011b\u017e\u00edm k m\u00e1m\u011b. M\u00e1 \u0144a kraj\u00ed\u010dku, vona si na to moje rajsov\u00e1n\u00ed snad nikdy nezvykne.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Us\u00edn\u00e1m ve sv\u00fd posteli ve sv\u00fdm pokoj\u00ed\u010dku. Hlavou se mi hon\u00ed, co jsme v\u0161echno za\u017eili. Bylo to prost\u011b super. Tak kam polet\u00edme p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dobrou noc\u2026&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S t\u00edm stejsk\u00e1n\u00edm jsem to v\u010dera provalil. R\u00e1no se probouz\u00edm tak trochu s cestovn\u00ed hore\u010dkou. Hned po sn\u00eddani u sbormi\u0161e v apartm\u00e1nu si p\u0159ipravuju seb\u00e1ka. Ze v\u010derej\u0161ka u\u017e m\u00e1m zku\u0161enosti, tak\u017ee se velk\u00fdm vobloukem vyhnu \u010dili papri\u010dk\u00e1m, v\u010dera to byl vod chlap\u016f p\u011bknej podraz. Cejtil jsem je e\u0161t\u011b dneska r\u00e1no.&nbsp; S balen\u00edm na tu dlouhat\u00e1nskou [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":1627,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ignacuv-denik"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1626"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1626\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1629,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1626\/revisions\/1629"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1627"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}