{"id":1547,"date":"2024-04-29T05:13:17","date_gmt":"2024-04-29T03:13:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/?p=1547"},"modified":"2024-04-29T05:14:22","modified_gmt":"2024-04-29T03:14:22","slug":"pro-kokosy-neni-kam-plivnout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/pro-kokosy-neni-kam-plivnout\/","title":{"rendered":"Pro kokosy nen\u00ed kam plivnout!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignleft size-medium\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"320\" height=\"293\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-content\/uploads\/Ignac_kokosy_crop-320x293.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1548\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Dobr\u00fd ranko! To teda zas byla noc! Jsem celej pokopanej a furt jsem se budil kv\u016fli n\u011bjak\u00fdmu mlask\u00e1n\u00ed. Toti\u017e: jsme ubytovan\u00fd po osmi lidech, apartm\u00e1ny maj 3 pokoje. Dv\u011b velk\u00fd lo\u017enice a obrovskej vob\u00fdv\u00e1k s kuchyn\u00ed. To pokop\u00e1n\u00ed je pochopiteln\u00fd, vysv\u011btlen\u00ed m\u00e1 dv\u011b zkratky: \u201cQ\u201d a \u201cK\u201d. \u201cQ\u201d je Queen size (\u010dti to kv\u00edn s\u00e1jz) &#8211; dost velk\u00e1 postel a \u201cK\u201d znamen\u00e1 King size (\u010dti to king s\u00e1jz) &#8211; fakt hodn\u011b velk\u00e1 postel. Teda kdy\u017e tam sp\u00edte sami. Na kv\u00e9\u010dku sp\u00edme po dvojic\u00edch a na k\u00e1\u010dku po trojic\u00edch. A kdo se nevejde do zkratek, sp\u00ed na rozkl\u00e1dac\u00edm gau\u010di ve vob\u00fdv\u00e1ku. J\u00e1 jsem vyfasoval prost\u0159edn\u00ed flek na k\u00e1\u010dku, tak\u017ee to si u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m stereo &#8211; zleva kopance a zprava mlask\u00e1n\u00ed. Navokraj: v\u00edte, jakej je rozd\u00edl mezi SA a TB? SA (sopr\u00e1n a alt) ze span\u00ed mlask\u00e1, zat\u00edmco TB (teno\u0159i a basi) chr\u00e1pou.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vst\u00e1v\u00e1m tud\u00ed\u017e zma\u010dkanej jak lo\u0148sk\u00fd noviny. Ale hlad mi dod\u00e1 s\u00edlu d\u00e1t se do kupy a rychle se vobl\u00edct. M\u00e1me sraz v apartm\u00e1nu u sbormi\u0161e, kde u\u017e se p\u0159ipravuje sn\u00eddan\u011b. Sbormi\u0161 n\u011bjak nen\u00ed spokojenej s t\u00edm, jak jsem nevrle pozdravil p\u0159i p\u0159\u00edchodu do spole\u010dn\u00fd m\u00edstnosti, tak to v\u0161ichni tr\u00e9nujeme. T\u0159ikr\u00e1t proj\u00edt dve\u0159ma a \u0159\u00edct se z\u00e1\u0159iv\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem nahlas \u201cgooood moooonink\u201d v\u00e1s probud\u00ed spolehliv\u011b. D\u00e1v\u00e1m si vaj\u00ed\u010dko, spe\u0161l slanej sal\u00e1m, barevn\u00fd kuku\u0159i\u010dn\u00fd kole\u010dka s ml\u00edkem a zaleju to pomeran\u010dov\u00fdm d\u017eusem. Kouk\u00e1m, \u017ee u\u017e je ze m\u011b \u00faplnej Ameri\u010dan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dopoledne jedeme na m\u0161i do jednoho hodn\u011b velk\u00fdho kostela, ale dneska nezp\u00edv\u00e1me. Maj to nazvu\u010den\u00fd na popinu, na\u0161e songy by se sem nehodily. P\u0159ijde mi to trochu \u0161koda, ale je to tak zorganizovan\u00fd, no. Po m\u0161i se chv\u00edli mot\u00e1me po d\u00e1lnici, hled\u00e1me m\u00edsto na vob\u011bd. Na prvn\u00ed pohled jednoduchej \u00fakol, ale to by si na\u0161i \u0159idi\u010di &#8211; Ondra a Zden\u011bk &#8211; museli d\u00e1t do navigace stejn\u00fd c\u00edlov\u00fd m\u00edsto. Tak se trochu hled\u00e1me, nakonec se s\u0165uknem na tom spr\u00e1vn\u00fdm a m\u016f\u017eeme si d\u00e1t rej\u017ei s ku\u0159ec\u00edm a zeleninou. Dr. Pepper je samoz\u0159ejmost\u00ed, to je te\u010f drink \u010d\u00edslo jedna.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>U\u017e jsme si zvykli na to, \u017ee v\u0161ude p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme pozd\u011b, tak\u017ee si jen prohod\u00edme voble\u010den\u00ed, znovu nased\u00e1me do au\u0165\u00e1k\u016f a vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edme do m\u011bsta Vero Beach. Fakt nech\u00e1pu, pro\u010d se tady polovina m\u011bst jmenuje \u201cn\u011bco\u2026 Beach\u201d, i kdy\u017e le\u017e\u00ed t\u0159eba n\u011bkolik des\u00edtek kil\u00e1k\u016f vod pl\u00e1\u017ee. Druh\u00e1 polovina m\u011bst se zase jmenuje \u201cP\u00e1lm\u2026 n\u011bco\u201d, ale tomu rozum\u00edm, ty palmy sou \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161ude.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mimochodem, na t\u011bch palm\u00e1ch fakt rostou kokosy, \u0161kobrt\u00e1me vo n\u011b na ka\u017ed\u00fdm rohu. V\u00edm, \u017ee se to nesm\u00ed, ale mus\u00edm aspo\u0148 jeden \u010derstvej a osobn\u011b sklizenej kokos propa\u0161ovat dom\u016f. \u0160oupnu ho do kufru, zabal\u00edm do t\u011bch \u0161pinavejch slip\u00e1\u010d\u016f a fusekl\u00ed. Rentgen p\u0159i kontrole na leti\u0161ti nem\u00e1 \u0161anci!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ve Westminster Presbyterian Church n\u00e1s v\u00edtaj jako star\u00fd zn\u00e1m\u00fd. Chlapi tady zp\u00edvali p\u0159ed rokem a p\u016fl a m\u011bli vobrovskej sukces. Dneska to je na n\u00e1s. Je tady super akustika (to jako \u017ee ten kostel zp\u00edv\u00e1 trochu i za n\u00e1s) a my jsme na\u017ehaven\u00fd zazp\u00edvat co nejl\u00edp to um\u00edme. V\u0161echno (no, skoro) vych\u00e1z\u00ed na jedni\u010dku. P\u0159i Hidydu (co\u017e je song, kde sbor na za\u010d\u00e1tku odpov\u00edd\u00e1 s\u00f3listovi \u201cHe did\u201d) do toho daj Martin se sbormi\u0161em takovou s\u00edlu, \u017ee Martin m\u00e1lem rozml\u00e1t\u00ed pi\u00e1no. Jako\u2026 necht\u011bl bych tady v tom m\u011bst\u011b bejt p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed tejden ladi\u010dem pian \u2026&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Po koncert\u011b poslouch\u00e1m dal\u0161\u00ed instrukce, kter\u00fd za\u010d\u00ednaj v\u011btou: \u201c\u010d\u00edm d\u0159\u00edv se sbal\u00edme a nave\u010de\u0159\u00edme, t\u00edm d\u0159\u00edv budeme v baz\u00e9nu\u201d. Nikdo m\u011b nemus\u00ed moc pob\u00edzet. Pizzu spolyk\u00e1m bez kous\u00e1n\u00ed, u\u017e se vid\u00edm v plavk\u00e1ch! Je\u0161t\u011b n\u00e1s mali\u010dko zdr\u017e\u00ed malej dezertek &#8211; zmrzlina. Dote\u010f jsme ji nesm\u011bli kv\u016fli koncert\u016fm, o to slad\u010dejc te\u010f chutn\u00e1!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Obvykle n\u00e1m v\u010dasn\u00fd p\u0159\u00edchody na sraz d\u011blaj probl\u00e9my, ale tohle nen\u00ed tenhle p\u0159\u00edpad. V plavk\u00e1ch jsem asi tak za deset vte\u0159in. Baz\u00e9n je vyh\u0159\u00edvanej, tak\u017ee nevad\u00ed, \u017ee je venku te\u010f p\u0159i setm\u011bn\u00ed u\u017e trochu chladn\u011bjc. Po vyr\u00e1ch\u00e1n\u00ed si e\u0161t\u011b \u010dteme z m\u00fdho den\u00edku, a pak u\u017e honem do postele, abysme byli sv\u011b\u017e\u00ed na z\u00edt\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b volnej den a u\u017eili si ho.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tak dobrou\u2026&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>PS: \u2026tentokr\u00e1t s je\u0161t\u011brkou &#8211; jedna dopoledne vlezla do kostela a docela solidn\u011b repovala na tu popinu, kter\u00e1 tam zrovna vl\u00e1dla sv\u011btu\u2026 \ud83d\ude09&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dobr\u00fd ranko! To teda zas byla noc! Jsem celej pokopanej a furt jsem se budil kv\u016fli n\u011bjak\u00fdmu mlask\u00e1n\u00ed. Toti\u017e: jsme ubytovan\u00fd po osmi lidech, apartm\u00e1ny maj 3 pokoje. Dv\u011b velk\u00fd lo\u017enice a obrovskej vob\u00fdv\u00e1k s kuchyn\u00ed. To pokop\u00e1n\u00ed je pochopiteln\u00fd, vysv\u011btlen\u00ed m\u00e1 dv\u011b zkratky: \u201cQ\u201d a \u201cK\u201d. \u201cQ\u201d je Queen size (\u010dti to kv\u00edn s\u00e1jz) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":1548,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ignacuv-denik"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1547"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1549,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1547\/revisions\/1549"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1548"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}