{"id":1414,"date":"2024-04-24T06:18:28","date_gmt":"2024-04-24T04:18:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/?p=1414"},"modified":"2024-04-24T06:33:30","modified_gmt":"2024-04-24T04:33:30","slug":"freddy-ma-novej-bejvak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/freddy-ma-novej-bejvak\/","title":{"rendered":"Freddy m\u00e1 novej bejv\u00e1k!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignright size-medium\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"320\" height=\"219\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-content\/uploads\/ignac_aligator-320x219.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1415\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ne\u017e se dostanu k tomu, kdo je to ten Freddy (mus\u00edm to p\u0159ece trochu dramatizovat), mus\u00edm se nejd\u0159\u00edv pochv\u00e1lit! Po v\u010derej\u0161\u00edch ne \u00fapln\u011b super zku\u0161enostech, skoro bych m\u011bl \u0159\u00edct pr\u016f\u0161viz\u00edch s t\u00edm m\u00fdm v\u011b\u010dn\u00fdm zapom\u00edn\u00e1n\u00edm, jsem se rozhod, \u017ee na sob\u011b zamak\u00e1m a polep\u0161\u00edm se. J\u00e1 v\u00edm, m\u00e1ma mi \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee jsem slibotechna, ale j\u00e1 u\u017e se dovopravdy budu sna\u017eit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tak\u017ee si hned po probuzen\u00ed d\u011bl\u00e1m takovej malej seznam \u00fakol\u016f. Ign\u00e1ci, do toho:<br>1. Vy\u010distit zuby (je super, \u017ee po\u0159\u00e1d m\u00e1m \u010d\u00edm)<br>2. B\u011b\u017eet na sn\u00eddani<br>Po\u010dkat, to je blbost, p\u0159ece tam nepudu v py\u017eamu<br>2. Vobl\u00edct se<br>3. B\u011b\u017eet na sn\u00eddani<br>4. Nezapomenout (zase) v\u010das vyndat vafle z vaflova\u010de, jinak budou (zase) jako uhel!<br>5. Dob\u0159e si zapamatovat instrukce, co m\u00e1m d\u00e1l d\u011blat a jakej dresk\u00f3d si m\u00e1m vz\u00edt na sebe<br>6. Vr\u00e1tit se do pokoje<br>7. P\u0159evl\u00edknout se<br>8. Zabalit si kufr.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sakra, zapomn\u011bl jsem si na pokoji kartu ode dve\u0159\u00ed \u2639\ufe0f\u2026 Ale j\u00e1 se FAKT sna\u017e\u00edm!!! Te\u010f budu tr\u010det na chodb\u011b, ne\u017e p\u0159ijdou star\u0161\u00ed kluci. E\u0161t\u011b, \u017ee m\u00e1me ty karty dv\u011b\u2026\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Balen\u00ed kufru u\u017e mi docela jde. D\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd je to v\u0161echno nejd\u0159\u00edv vyndat ven a pak to tam znova srovnat. Taky je dobr\u00fd nem\u00edchat \u0161pinav\u00fd pr\u00e1dlo s \u010dist\u00fdm, hlavn\u011b fusekle a slip\u00e1\u010de. N\u011bkdy je t\u011b\u017ek\u00fd poznat, kter\u00fd sou kter\u00fd. U t\u011bch slip\u00e1\u010d\u016f na to m\u00e1m takovej f\u00edgl. Schv\u00e1ln\u011b, jestli na n\u011bj p\u0159\u00edjdete! \ud83d\ude03<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pokoje sou vyklizen\u00fd a vypad\u00e1 to, \u017ee s t\u00edm p\u0159edsevzet\u00edm v tom nejsem s\u00e1m. Je to neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00fd, ale nikdo nic nezapomn\u011bl. Asi to \u010doro-moro, co sbormi\u0161 p\u0159edev\u010d\u00edrem ud\u011blal, zabralo\u2026&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P\u0159ed vodjezdem m\u00e1me je\u0161t\u011b malou promluvu, kde se dozv\u00edd\u00e1me, jak\u00fd sprost\u00fd slova, co n\u00e1m vob\u010das ujedou, sou jak\u017etakt OK a kter\u00fd u\u017e fakt ne. Sbormi\u0161 je sadista a nechal n\u00e1s NAHLAS P\u0158EDE V\u0160EMA vyjmenovat v\u0161echny, kter\u00fd zn\u00e1me. Je to divn\u00fd, takhle to \u0159\u00edkat ve\u0159ejn\u011b. Ale vlastn\u011b v tom nen\u00ed rozd\u00edl, jestli mluv\u00ed\u0161 jako dl\u00e1\u017edi\u010d na pokoji nebo ve \u0161kole\u2026&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>T\u00e1k\u017ee! Nakl\u00e1dat, nastupovat a vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edme (vlastn\u011b u\u017e podruh\u00fd) do t\u00fd mal\u00fd ZOO, kter\u00e1 se jmenuje Busch Wildlife Sanctuary. Proto\u017ee tam m\u00e1me rezevovanej vstup na ur\u010ditej \u010das, cestou se e\u0161t\u011b stihneme stavit v obchod\u011b. Kupuju si superkysel\u00fd americk\u00fd \u017e\u00ed\u017ealy. Kdy\u017e je cuc\u00e1te, krout\u00ed se v\u00e1m pusa jak slim\u00e1k, co ho posypete technickou sol\u00ed.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tohle ZOO je zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed t\u00edm, \u017ee tam zachra\u0148ujou zv\u00ed\u0159ata, kter\u00fd byly t\u0159eba zran\u011bn\u00fd a v p\u0159\u00edrod\u011b by samy nep\u0159e\u017eily. To mi p\u0159ijde skv\u011bl\u00fd! P\u0159ed rokem a p\u016fl jsme tady byli s chlapama. Te\u010f to ale nepozn\u00e1v\u00e1m. Voni to cel\u00fd ZOO p\u0159est\u011bhovali. To sou prost\u011b Am\u00edci, s ni\u010d\u00edm se moc nema\u017eou. Vybudovali teda z roku na rok \u00fapln\u011b novej are\u00e1l, asi tak p\u011btkr\u00e1t v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e ten p\u016fvodn\u00ed.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A te\u010f k tomu Freddymu: To je toti\u017e jeden stra\u0161n\u011b starej alig\u00e1tor, kter\u00fdho p\u0159ed dvaceti lety p\u0159ejel n\u00e1kla\u010f\u00e1k a tyhle lidi ho z toho vyk\u0159esali. Te\u010f m\u00e1 par\u00e1dn\u00ed novou lou\u017ei, ve kter\u00fd si u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 zaslou\u017een\u00fdho d\u016fchodu. Pak tady sou r\u016fzn\u00fd pumy, medv\u011bdi, rysov\u00e9, mraky pt\u00e1k\u016f a had\u016f, no prost\u011b kdejak\u00e1 hav\u011b\u0165. A taky tady je spousta fajn m\u00edst na blbnut\u00ed, koukn\u011bte na fotky!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Po vob\u011bd\u011b (dneska pizza na t\u0159i zp\u016fsoby) m\u00e1me gener\u00e1lku na zejt\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed velkej koncert. Vtipn\u00fd je, \u017ee se den p\u0159ed koncertem u\u010d\u00edme \u00fapln\u011b novou skladbu a zejtra ji tam m\u00e1me zp\u00edvat, aspo\u0148 se nenud\u00edme. Sbormi\u0161 n\u00e1s dneska tejr\u00e1 jen n\u011bco p\u0159es dv\u011b hodiny, asi mu to je blb\u00fd, tak nech\u00e1 Martina Kudrnu, aby n\u00e1s tejral taky.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pak u\u017e se ale mus\u00edme sebrat, nastoupit do au\u0165\u00e1k\u016f a jedeme do S\u0165\u016fartu, kde na n\u00e1s u\u017e \u010dekaj na\u0161e nov\u00fd rodiny (sorry, mami a tati). Je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159edt\u00edm ale dost\u00e1v\u00e1 po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00fdho hobla Dan Hacker, kter\u00fdmu je dneska \u010dtrn\u00e1ct. V\u016fbec nev\u011bd\u011bl, do \u010deho jde. Star\u0161\u00ed kluci ho popadli a u\u017e to bylo. Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee si tejden nesedne\u2026 Jo, a e\u0161t\u011b jsme pop\u0159\u00e1li vob\u011bma na\u0161im Vojt\u016fm, p\u00e1\u010d maj zrovna sv\u00e1tek.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P\u0159i rozd\u011blov\u00e1n\u00ed do rodin to je dycky velk\u00fd nap\u011bt\u00ed. S k\u00fdm do rodiny p\u016fjdu, jak\u00e1 ta rodina bude, co mi tam daj k j\u00eddlu, kde tam budu sp\u00e1t\u2026 Tentokr\u00e1t to vypad\u00e1 dob\u0159e, jsem se t\u0159ema dal\u0161\u00edma borcema u jedn\u00fd bejval\u00fd pan\u00ed u\u010ditelky. Ale vo tom a\u017e zejtra. Te\u010f u\u017e se mi kl\u00ed\u017eej vo\u010di a p\u016fjdu na kut\u011b. Tak dobrou, je jasn\u00fd \u017ee dneska s alig\u00e1torem!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ne\u017e se dostanu k tomu, kdo je to ten Freddy (mus\u00edm to p\u0159ece trochu dramatizovat), mus\u00edm se nejd\u0159\u00edv pochv\u00e1lit! Po v\u010derej\u0161\u00edch ne \u00fapln\u011b super zku\u0161enostech, skoro bych m\u011bl \u0159\u00edct pr\u016f\u0161viz\u00edch s t\u00edm m\u00fdm v\u011b\u010dn\u00fdm zapom\u00edn\u00e1n\u00edm, jsem se rozhod, \u017ee na sob\u011b zamak\u00e1m a polep\u0161\u00edm se. J\u00e1 v\u00edm, m\u00e1ma mi \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee jsem slibotechna, ale j\u00e1 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":1424,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ignacuv-denik"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1414"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1425,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414\/revisions\/1425"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}