{"id":1381,"date":"2024-04-23T05:04:24","date_gmt":"2024-04-23T03:04:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/?p=1381"},"modified":"2024-04-24T05:22:33","modified_gmt":"2024-04-24T03:22:33","slug":"zmatky-mam-rad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/zmatky-mam-rad\/","title":{"rendered":"Zmatky m\u00e1m r\u00e1d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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To n\u00e1m to dneska p\u011bkn\u011b za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1! Hned por\u00e1nu hled\u00e1m kart\u00e1\u010dek na zuby! E\u0161t\u011b v\u010dera ve\u010der byl na umyvadle! Chlapi, ne\u0161lohnul ste mi ho n\u011bkdo? \u2026par\u00e1da, tak\u017ee dneska budu na hrocha, ten si p\u0159ece zuby taky ne\u010dist\u00ed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Honem let\u00edm se nasn\u00eddat, hlavn\u011b tam nesm\u00edm p\u0159ij\u00edt pozd\u011b, abych zase vod sbormi\u0161e nedostal! Uf, to bylo vo fous. Ale von tady nen\u00ed! Jo jo, m\u00e1 p\u0159ijet s Michalem, ur\u010dit\u011b byli tenisovat. Ale u\u017e by tady M\u011aL bejt! \u010cek\u00e1me, kone\u010dn\u011b se vyloupli – se \u010dtvrthodinov\u00fdm zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00edm! To mu nedaruju!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00e1me dneska jet do n\u011bjak\u00fd p\u0159\u00edrodn\u00ed ZOO, kde \u017eijou r\u016fzn\u00fd americk\u00fd \u0161elmy, alig\u00e1to\u0159i a jin\u00fd je\u0161t\u011b\u0159i\u2026 Po\u010das\u00ed by m\u011blo bejt super, tak\u017ee si m\u00e1me vz\u00edt voran\u017eovej dresk\u00f3d, to znamen\u00e1 sborov\u00fd kra\u0165asy, oran\u017eov\u00fd triko a hlavn\u011b \u010depici, prej to bude pra\u017eit. \u010cepici nem\u016f\u017eu naj\u00edt, to zas bude pr\u016f\u0161vih. Snad m\u00e1me n\u011bjak\u00fd n\u00e1hradn\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nastupujeme – a hur\u00e1 – \u010depice! V\u010dera jsem ji zapomn\u011bl v aut\u011b. Dal\u0161\u00ed uf. Jedeme do divo\u010diny, ale n\u011bjak se za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 zatahovat a najednou p\u0159ijde dost slu\u0161n\u00e1 pr\u016ftr\u017e mra\u010den. St\u011bra\u010de nest\u00edhaj, douf\u00e1m, \u017ee ty na\u0161e k\u00e1ry sou voboj\u017eiveln\u00fd\u2026 Po pohledu na p\u0159edpov\u011b\u010f a p\u00e1r telefon\u00e1tech m\u011bn\u00edme c\u00edl na\u0161\u00ed cesty, do divo\u010diny p\u016fjdeme jindy, dneska to na venkovn\u00ed proch\u00e1zky fakt nen\u00ed. Tak\u017ee m\u00ed\u0159\u00edme do Loggerhead Marinelife Center. To je takovej velik\u00e1nskej \u00fatulek hlavn\u011b pro zachr\u00e1n\u011bn\u00fd \u017eelvy, \u017eraloky a dal\u0161\u00ed mo\u0159sk\u00fd potvory.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nab\u00edr\u00e1me ale zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed, t\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159ed n\u00e1ma spadnou obrovsk\u00fd \u0161ra\u0148ky, vypad\u00e1 to na vlak. To bylo super, kdybysme vid\u011bli takovej ten dlouhat\u00e1nskej americkej n\u00e1kladn\u00ed vlak. Jeden takovej jsme p\u0159ed lety potkali u Chicaga, t\u00e1hly ho t\u0159i lokomotivy a m\u011b\u0159il skoro dva kil\u00e1ky! S klukama se s\u00e1z\u00edme, ze kter\u00fd strany p\u0159ijede a kolik bude m\u00edt vag\u00f3n\u016f. Asi po dvaceti minut\u00e1ch – tomu nebude v\u011b\u0159it se n\u00e1m p\u0159ed vo\u010dima pro\u0161our\u00e1 drez\u00edna. Trapas\u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u010cek\u00e1me p\u0159ed t\u00edm muzeem asi p\u016fl hodiny, a\u017e ten slejv\u00e1k trochu polev\u00ed. Projdeme si vnit\u0159n\u00ed akv\u00e1rka a t\u011b\u0161\u00edme se na ty velk\u00fd venkovn\u00ed s\u00e1dky s t\u011bma velkejma \u017eelvama. Ale voni n\u00e1s tam necht\u011bj pustit, \u017ee prej celej ten bar\u00e1k m\u00e1 n\u011bjakou speci\u00e1ln\u00ed kovovou konstrukci a \u017ee hroz\u00ed nebezpe\u010d\u00ed blesk\u016f. Tak se tam je\u0161t\u011b chv\u00edli jen tak poflakujeme a nakonec u\u017e mus\u00edme jet na ob\u011bd a na zkou\u0161ku. B\u011bhem dopoledne jsme nabrali hrozn\u00fd zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed. Tak\u017ee jedin\u00e1 \u017eelva, kterou jsem vid\u011bl, byla ta ply\u0161ov\u00e1, co jsem si koupil v m\u00edstn\u00edm \u0161opu pro n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvn\u00edky. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Po ob\u011bd\u011b (co\u017e je ob\u0159\u00ed sendvi\u010d, ze kter\u00fdho by se najedli v\u0161ichni Hujerovi) se vrh\u00e1me do zkou\u0161ky. Prob\u00edh\u00e1 v takov\u00fdm st\u0159edn\u011b velk\u00fdm s\u00e1le, kde je snad \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161echno, krom\u011b akustiky. Sbormi\u0161 n\u00e1m chce asi vynahradit jeho pozdn\u00ed rann\u00ed p\u0159\u00edchod, a tak n\u00e1s d\u0159e jako kon\u011b. Mak\u00e1me na tom Requiem, kter\u00fd tady budeme zp\u00edvat. Je to p\u0159es p\u016fl hodiny dlouh\u00fd, sam\u00e1 nekone\u010dn\u00e1 fr\u00e1ze a po\u0159\u00e1d sly\u0161\u00edme, jak m\u00e1me pou\u017e\u00edvat br\u00e1nici a t\u00f3n vop\u00edrat do b\u0159icha. Jen\u017ee tam pr\u00e1v\u011b m\u00e1m ten sendvi\u010d! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zkou\u0161ka trv\u00e1 p\u0159es t\u0159i hodiny. D\u00edky tomu vop\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed se ten sendvi\u010d n\u011bjak po\u0161oupnul d\u00e1l do tr\u00e1v\u00edc\u00edho traktu a vyst\u0159\u00eddal ho hlad. Tak\u017ee jedeme na ve\u010de\u0159i do n\u011bjak\u00fdho BBQ Housu. Cht\u011blo by to nave\u010der n\u011bco leh\u010d\u00edho, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m si\u2026 Ale na stole mi p\u0159ist\u00e1l par\u00e1dn\u00ed hamburger. Slupnul jsem ho jak malinu a zasypal hromadou hranolek. E\u0161t\u011b, \u017ee tadyten m\u016fj den\u00edk nikdo ne\u010dte. Kdyby se to dozv\u011bd\u011bla m\u00e1ma\u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ale kluk\u016fm ve\u010der p\u00e1r kapitol p\u0159e\u010dtu. Aby v\u011bd\u011bli, \u017ee i takovejhle den m\u016f\u017ee bejt vlastn\u011b fajn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jdu si lehnout. N\u011bco m\u011b tla\u010d\u00ed pod pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159em. Jejda – kart\u00e1\u010dek na zuby. Tak dobrou, tentokr\u00e1t s hrochem!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

To n\u00e1m to dneska p\u011bkn\u011b za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1! Hned por\u00e1nu hled\u00e1m kart\u00e1\u010dek na zuby! E\u0161t\u011b v\u010dera ve\u010der byl na umyvadle! Chlapi, ne\u0161lohnul ste mi ho n\u011bkdo? \u2026par\u00e1da, tak\u017ee dneska budu na hrocha, ten si p\u0159ece zuby taky ne\u010dist\u00ed.  Honem let\u00edm se nasn\u00eddat, hlavn\u011b tam nesm\u00edm p\u0159ij\u00edt pozd\u011b, abych zase vod sbormi\u0161e nedostal! Uf, to bylo vo fous. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":1382,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ignacuv-denik"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1381"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1413,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1381\/revisions\/1413"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}