{"id":1350,"date":"2024-04-22T05:49:29","date_gmt":"2024-04-22T03:49:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/?p=1350"},"modified":"2024-04-23T12:36:44","modified_gmt":"2024-04-23T10:36:44","slug":"zehlicka-zahady-baleni-a-cernosska-mse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/zehlicka-zahady-baleni-a-cernosska-mse\/","title":{"rendered":"\u017dehli\u010dka, z\u00e1hady balen\u00ed a \u010derno\u0161sk\u00e1 m\u0161e"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignleft size-medium\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"320\" height=\"279\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-content\/uploads\/Ignac_sborfusekle_crop-320x279.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1353\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">V ned\u011bli se ned\u011bl\u00e1, \u0159\u00edkala moje babi\u010dka. To ale pro n\u00e1s dnes neplat\u00ed, dneska tak trochu pracovat budeme.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ale postupn\u011b: Hned r\u00e1no po sn\u00eddani doraz\u00ed ke sbormi\u0161ovi jeden n\u00e1\u0161 malej borec s hodn\u011b podivn\u00fdm \u00farazem. Sp\u00e1lil si tv\u00e1\u0159 \u017eehli\u010dkou. A docela dost. Toti\u017e: kluci dostali za \u00fakol ve\u010der si vy\u017eehlit sborov\u00fd kra\u0165asy, kter\u00fd dostaly p\u0159edev\u010d\u00edrem u mo\u0159e dost zabrat. \u0158\u00edkal, \u017ee p\u0159i tom \u017eehlen\u00ed n\u011bjak zakop nebo co a u\u017e to bylo. No, j\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee prost\u011b n\u011bkomu z kluk\u016f zazvonil mobil a von si neuv\u011bdomil, \u017ee m\u00e1 v ruce \u017eehli\u010dku a prost\u011b cht\u011bl telefonovat. Jinak si to neum\u00edm vysv\u011btlit\u2026 Tak mu sbormi\u0161 ten \u0161linc namazal speci\u00e1ln\u00ed mast\u00ed, aby nevypadal jako \u017dofr\u00e9 de Pejrak, a ne\u017e se vo\u017een\u00ed, tak se mu to zahoj\u00ed\u2026&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bal\u00edme kufry, p\u00e1\u010d se dneska st\u011bhujeme. Sbalit si kufry, to sou t\u0159i \u00fakoly: Tak zaprv\u00fd: v\u0161echno mus\u00ed bejt \u00fahledn\u011b srovnan\u00fd, aby ty trika a ko\u0161ile nevypadaly jako kdy\u017e je p\u0159e\u017evejk\u00e1 velbloud. Za druh\u00fd: V\u0161echno se to do toho kufru prost\u011b mus\u00ed vej\u00edt, a to fakt nen\u00ed sranda. Dobr\u00fd je, \u017ee kdy\u017e se poda\u0159\u00ed prvn\u00ed \u00fakol, ten druhej se povede taky. A za t\u0159et\u00ed: nic se na pokoji nesm\u00ed zapomenout. Kdy\u017e se nepoda\u0159\u00ed ten t\u0159et\u00ed \u00fakol, druhej se teoreticky m\u016f\u017ee poda\u0159it i bez spln\u011bn\u00ed toho prvn\u00edho. Zaj\u00edmav\u00fd souvislosti, co?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No, m\u00e1me tady kone\u010dn\u00fd sk\u00f3re tohohle nerovn\u00fdho z\u00e1pasu: dva ru\u010dn\u00edky, jeden sprch\u00e1\u010d, jedny mokr\u00fd plavky, jedny sborov\u00fd kra\u0165asy (par\u00e1dn\u011b vy\u017eehlen\u00fd), jedny \u010desk\u00fd s\u00fdrov\u00fd ty\u010dinky (ty zabavil Kudrna) a asi troje hodn\u011b jet\u00fd fusekle plus \u0148\u00e1k\u00fd lich\u00e1\u010de. Kdy\u017e to p\u0159epo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1m na kusy, je to 14:10 pro n\u00e1s zodpov\u011bdn\u00fd.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Po asi hodince j\u00edzdy p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme do takov\u00fdho docela voby\u010dejn\u00fdho kostela, ve kter\u00fdm jsou sam\u00fd \u010derno\u0161i. To byste nev\u011b\u0159ili, jak to dok\u00e1\u017eou rozjet a rozpumpovat. M\u00e1 to neskute\u010dn\u00fd gr\u00e1dy a po tom jejich hudebn\u00edm d\u017eemu, p\u016fsob\u00ed na\u0161e zp\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed h\u00f3dn\u011b u\u010desan\u011b. D\u00e1v\u00e1me p\u00e1r skladeb, dev\u00edtiletej Adam si poprv\u00e9 st\u0159ihne s\u00f3lo P\u00e1nis angelicus. Mysl\u00edme, \u017ee u\u017e je konec, ale to se teprve dost\u00e1v\u00e1 ke slovu jejich hlavn\u00ed pastor a k\u00e1\u017ee je\u0161t\u011b hodinu a p\u016fl. Tak\u017ee dohromady to sou skoro t\u0159i hodiny\u2026 Nikdy jsem nic takov\u00fdho neza\u017eil.\u00a0Halel\u016f\u016f\u016fj\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1 a Eimen sem ze v\u0161ech stran sly\u0161el snad stotis\u00edckr\u00e1t!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kdy\u017e m\u00e1me po pr\u00e1ci, d\u00e1v\u00e1me si ob\u011bd v K\u00e1eFC\u00e9\u010dku. Je toho stra\u0161n\u011b moc, slupli jsme asi 10 t\u011bch velkejch kybl\u00edk\u016f sma\u017eenejch ku\u0159at, hromadu sejrovech kol\u00ednek a t\u00fd jejich nev\u00edm \u010d\u00edm polejvan\u00fd ka\u0161e.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Proto\u017ee se ta m\u0161e takhle nat\u00e1hla, mus\u00edme zm\u011bnit pl\u00e1ny a p\u0159esouv\u00e1me se asi dv\u011b hodiny s pauzou ve Valmartu do Port St. Lucie, kde ty ku\u0159ata v b\u0159i\u0161e e\u0161t\u011b zabetonujeme pizzou. Aby n\u00e1m aspo\u0148 trochu slehlo, tak si trochu za\u0159\u00e1d\u00edme v baz\u00e9nu a honem se mus\u00edme p\u0159ipravovat na ve\u010derku. Mus\u00edme nabrat s\u00edly, zejtra n\u00e1s \u010dek\u00e1 pan skladatel For\u00e9\u2026 Tak dobrou s velbloudem!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V ned\u011bli se ned\u011bl\u00e1, \u0159\u00edkala moje babi\u010dka. To ale pro n\u00e1s dnes neplat\u00ed, dneska tak trochu pracovat budeme.&nbsp; Ale postupn\u011b: Hned r\u00e1no po sn\u00eddani doraz\u00ed ke sbormi\u0161ovi jeden n\u00e1\u0161 malej borec s hodn\u011b podivn\u00fdm \u00farazem. Sp\u00e1lil si tv\u00e1\u0159 \u017eehli\u010dkou. A docela dost. Toti\u017e: kluci dostali za \u00fakol ve\u010der si vy\u017eehlit sborov\u00fd kra\u0165asy, kter\u00fd dostaly p\u0159edev\u010d\u00edrem [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":1353,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ignacuv-denik"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1350"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1350\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1385,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1350\/revisions\/1385"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/usa2024\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}