{"id":2487,"date":"2025-10-22T06:18:55","date_gmt":"2025-10-22T04:18:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2025\/?p=2487"},"modified":"2025-12-09T11:12:07","modified_gmt":"2025-12-09T10:12:07","slug":"letime-domu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2025\/letime-domu\/","title":{"rendered":"Let\u00edme dom\u016f!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Na pokraji smrti hladem, na pokraji smrti mrazem, na pokraji smrti vys\u00edlen\u00edm, ale st\u00e1lo to za to (to jen cituju sv\u00fdho velk\u00fdho vzora J\u00e1ru Cimrmana)\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tak to teda ne! Hlad rozhodn\u011b nem\u00e1m. Jednak jsem e\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ecpanej z Japonska a druhak se celou cestu l\u00e1duju dobrotama, co jsem si v Japonsku koupil a sl\u00edbil, \u017ee p\u0159ivezu dom\u016f. Klika, \u017ee jsem \u010d\u00e1st dal do kufru, ke kter\u00fdmu se te\u010f nedostanu. Jinak bych vo tom, jak to chutn\u00e1, musel akor\u00e1t tak vypr\u00e1v\u011bt. S t\u00edm mrazem to je trochu slo\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, v letadle furt b\u011b\u017e\u00ed klima a chv\u00edlema m\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee se mi kolem nosu d\u011bl\u00e1 jinovatka. E\u0161t\u011b \u017ee maj v letadle p\u0159\u00eddavn\u00fd pono\u017eky a deky! No, a to vys\u00edlen\u00ed? Zat\u00edm to moc nevn\u00edm\u00e1m, adrenalin po\u0159\u00e1d funguje, mysl\u00edm, \u017ee to p\u0159ijde a\u017e doma.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u011btihodinov\u00fd mezip\u0159ist\u00e1n\u00ed v Kataru si nejd\u0159\u00edv kr\u00e1t\u00edme malou zm\u011bnou j\u00eddeln\u00ed\u010dku, z japonsk\u00fdho na \u010deskej vede cesta p\u0159es halal ba\u0161tu. Pak p\u0159ijde na \u0159adu to na\u0161e blahop\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed kluk\u016fm, co m\u011bli v\u010dera narozky. U Vojty je to v pohod\u011b, je mu dvan\u00e1ct. Ale Va\u0161ek se svejma t\u0159i a t\u0159iceti k\u0159\u00ed\u017ekama n\u00e1m d\u00e1 docela zabrat. Nejv\u00edc to vodnese Kuba Samek, kterej p\u0159i tom hoblu d\u011bl\u00e1 kozu a p\u0159i t\u0159et\u00ed des\u00edtce t\u011bch bouchanc\u016f do zadku u\u017e se moc nad\u0161en\u011b netv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Star\u0161\u00ed kluci v hale vobjev\u011bj starou telefonn\u00ed budku, v kapse maj hromadu drobnejch jen\u016f, tak se rozhodnou, \u017ee je do t\u00fd ma\u0161iny nasypou. Asi jim nedojde, \u017ee u\u017e nejsme v Japonsku, tak\u017ee z toho vol\u00e1n\u00ed nic nen\u00ed. Trochu roz\u010d\u00edlen\u011b je napadne n\u011bco vo utr\u017een\u00fdm sluch\u00e1tku. Ale kdy\u017e si p\u0159ejou r\u016f\u017eov\u00fdho slona, tak jim to samoz\u0159ejm\u011b neklapne. Tak aspo\u0148 po\u0161lou dom\u016f starou dobrou smsku, \u017ee by si k ve\u010de\u0159i po p\u0159\u00edletu dali sv\u00ed\u010dkovou nebo \u0159\u00edzek. To by dopadnout mohlo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let do Prahy m\u00e1 trvat skoro \u0161est hodin, ale pilot asi chce m\u00edt co nejd\u0159\u00edv volno, tak\u017ee v Praze zvl\u00e1dne p\u0159ist\u00e1t skoro s p\u016flhodinov\u00fdm p\u0159edstihem. To mi p\u0159ijde divn\u00fd, \u017ee to nel\u00edt\u00e1 na chlup p\u0159esn\u011b, ale je to prost\u011b tak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Na leti\u0161ti v Praze u\u017e to je rutina. Vyzvedneme kufry, ty rozt\u0159\u00edskan\u00fd z letadla reklamujeme (to u\u017e pomalu pat\u0159\u00ed ke koloritu na\u0161ich cest). Tentokr\u00e1t to ale nen\u00ed nic d\u011bsiv\u00fdho. Taky je dobr\u00fd, \u017ee se n\u00e1m \u017e\u00e1dnej kufr nikam nezatoulal jako p\u0159ed lety, kdy n\u00e1m 14 kufr\u016f dom\u016f p\u0159ilet\u011blo s dvoudenn\u00edm zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00edm, p\u00e1\u010d je v Ab\u00fa Dab\u00ed poslali na vejlet n\u011bkam na Novej Z\u00e9land.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cejt\u00edm, jak se ka\u017edou minutu p\u0159ibli\u017eujeme Pardubic\u00edm, ten pocit je umocn\u011bnej ne\u010dekan\u00fdm pohodl\u00edm v pra\u017esk\u00fdm \u00c9rport Expresu k n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed. Po boxova\u010dk\u00e1ch v tokijsk\u00fdm metru n\u00e1m p\u0159ijde, \u017ee je ten autobus polopr\u00e1zdnej.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1rdubice!!! Vyhl\u00ed\u017e\u00edme rodi\u010de a t\u011b\u0161\u00edme se na p\u0159iv\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed. No, jak by to asi mohlo vypadat! Japonsk\u00fd kimona, japonsk\u00fd \u010delenky a m\u00edsto chleba se sol\u00ed sushi! Je fakt, \u017ee tentokr\u00e1t jsme ho v Japonsku moc \u010dasto nem\u011bli, tak si te\u010f d\u00e1v\u00e1me to \u010desk\u00fd. Jsem zv\u011bdavej, jestli do n\u011bj m\u00edsto syrov\u00fdho tu\u0148\u00e1ka mamky daly syrov\u00fdho kapra.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Celej ten n\u00e1\u0161 p\u0159\u00edjezd u\u017e m\u00e1m tak trochu jako v mlze. B\u011b\u017e\u00edm k m\u00e1m\u011b a u\u017e se t\u011b\u0161\u00edm, jak budu doma v\u0161echno vypr\u00e1v\u011bt. Ur\u010dit\u011b se mi vo tom bude zd\u00e1t, pak se probud\u00edm a nebudu moct znova usnout a budu p\u0159emej\u0161let, kam polet\u00edme p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Na pokraji smrti hladem, na pokraji smrti mrazem, na pokraji smrti vys\u00edlen\u00edm, ale st\u00e1lo to za to (to jen cituju sv\u00fdho velk\u00fdho vzora J\u00e1ru Cimrmana)\u2026 Tak to teda ne! Hlad rozhodn\u011b nem\u00e1m. Jednak jsem e\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ecpanej z Japonska a druhak se celou cestu l\u00e1duju dobrotama, co jsem si v Japonsku koupil a sl\u00edbil, \u017ee p\u0159ivezu […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2491,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ignacuv-denik"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2487"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2532,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487\/revisions\/2532"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2491"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}