{"id":939,"date":"2017-04-20T19:11:28","date_gmt":"2017-04-20T17:11:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bonifantes.cz\/japan2017\/?p=939"},"modified":"2017-04-20T19:11:28","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T17:11:28","slug":"prekvapivej-den","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2017\/prekvapivej-den\/","title":{"rendered":"P\u0159ekvapivej den"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Vst\u00e1vat a cvi\u010dit. Sbormi\u0161 n\u00e1s bud\u00ed u\u017e p\u0159ed sedmou, honem b\u011b\u017e\u00edme na rychlou sn\u00eddani a vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edme ke stanici Yoyogi-koen. M\u00e1me sekyru, p\u00e1\u010d se (nechci bonzovat, ale hl\u00e1sit se to mus\u00ed) Honza Bedn\u00e1\u0159 vracel pro bundu, kterou zapomn\u011bl na pokoji.<\/p>\n

Nejd\u0159\u00edv jedeme dv\u011b stanice metrem. Sawako n\u00e1s dop\u0159edu varuje, \u017ee takhle po r\u00e1nu bude metro na\u0161lapan\u00fd a \u017ee n\u00e1s tam budou muset do vag\u00f3n\u016f tla\u010dit. (Fakt to tam tak funguje. Je tam slu\u017eba s\u00a0velkejma b\u00edlejma rukavicema, co nos\u00ed Mickey Mouse, a t\u011bma tla\u010dej lidi do zad, aby se do vag\u00f3n\u016f v\u016fbec nacpali). Stra\u0161n\u011b se na to t\u011b\u0161\u00edme, Tom\u00e1\u0161 Kubelka u\u017e vid\u00ed ty dramatick\u00fd z\u00e1b\u011bry na fotk\u00e1ch, ale pak jsme zklaman\u00fd, \u017ee tam zase tolik lid\u00ed nen\u00ed. Slu\u017eba m\u00e1 rukavice na v\u011b\u0161\u00e1ku a jen hul\u00e1k\u00e1 do megafon\u016f.<\/p>\n

Cesta vlakem je dneska n\u011bjak\u00e1 zdlouhav\u00e1, i kdy\u017e tv\u00e1 jen p\u016fl hodiny. Asi to bude t\u00edm, \u017ee je zase na stoj\u00e1ka. U v\u00fdchodu ze stanice na n\u00e1s \u010dek\u00e1 mil\u00e9 p\u0159iv\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed, u\u017e zd\u00e1lky na n\u00e1s m\u00e1vaj Japonky v\u00a0tradi\u010dn\u00edch kimonech. Vedou n\u00e1s do 150 let star\u00fd z\u00e1kladn\u00ed \u0161koly, co m\u00e1 jen prvn\u00ed stupe\u0148. V\u016fbec si nep\u0159ipad\u00e1me jako v\u00a0Tokiu, sp\u00ed\u0161 jako n\u011bkde v\u00a0japonsk\u00fdm m\u011bste\u010dku na konci 19. stolet\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Zaj\u00edmav\u00fd je, \u017ee jsme na nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00edm m\u00edst\u011b Tokia. To znamen\u00e1, \u017ee tady m\u00e1 p\u0159\u00edroda zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed a zase vid\u00edme kvetouc\u00ed sakury. V\u00a0centr\u00e1ln\u00edm Tokiu u\u017e nejsou.<\/p>\n

\u0160kola je docela velk\u00e1, chod\u00ed sem 380 d\u011bt\u00ed vod prvn\u00ed do \u0161est\u00fd t\u0159\u00eddy (n\u00e1rodka je v\u00a0Japonsku do \u0161est\u00fd, p\u00e1\u010d to maj t\u011b\u017e\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e my, musej se u\u010dit kanji). Chvilku n\u00e1s pan\u00ed \u0159editelka prov\u00e1z\u00ed po \u0161kole. Nakukujeme do t\u0159\u00edd, kter\u00fd nemaj dve\u0159e, ale jen dva votev\u0159en\u00fd vchody. Z\u00a0chodby se zdrav\u00edme s\u00a0d\u011btma, my na n\u011b vol\u00e1me konnichiwa, oni vracej\u00ed s\u00a0perfektn\u00ed v\u00fdslovnost\u00ed dobr\u00fd den. Jen m\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee jsou n\u011bjak\u00fd malink\u00fd, u n\u00e1s bych jim tipoval o dva roky m\u00ed\u0148. Ale to plat\u00ed i u dosp\u011blech Japonc\u016f. V\u011bk prost\u011b nepozn\u00e1te.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>V\u00a0na\u0161em skedj\u016flu m\u00e1me naps\u00e1no, \u017ee je spole\u010dnej koncert. M\u00e1 se vodehr\u00e1t ve velk\u00fdm s\u00e1le, kterej funguje i jako t\u011blocvi\u010dna. Vb\u00edh\u00e1me do s\u00e1lu dlouhat\u00e1nskou slavobr\u00e1nou z\u00a0pap\u00edrovejch kv\u00edtk\u016f. D\u011bti na n\u00e1s m\u00e1vaj, k\u0159i\u010dej, jsou \u00fapln\u011b paf. Jako kdyby do \u010desk\u00fd \u0161koly p\u0159ijel \u0148\u00e1kej fakt hustej j\u016ft\u016fber. Tady to je ale stra\u0161n\u011b mil\u00fd. Sotva nastoup\u00edme, d\u011bti se na jeden povel se\u0159ad\u00ed do \u010dty\u0159iadvaceti perfektn\u011b srovnanejch \u0159ad a uk\u00e1zkov\u011b se v\u0161ichni nar\u00e1z posad\u011bj na zem.<\/p>\n

Nejd\u0159\u00edv jsou n\u011bjak\u00fd proslovy, to m\u011b neba. Dneska n\u00e1m to p\u0159ekl\u00e1d\u00e1 \u010de\u0161tiny znal\u00e1 Japonka. Ale je to docela pr\u010da, asi u\u017e dlouho netr\u00e9novala. Po na\u0161em vystoupen\u00ed, ze kter\u00fdho m\u00e1me moc p\u0159\u00edjemnej pocit (sbormi\u0161 p\u0159edst\u00edr\u00e1 nespokojenost dost ne\u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b), m\u00e1 n\u00e1sledovat spole\u010dn\u00e1 Ej l\u00fa\u010dka. Tak \u010dek\u00e1me, a\u017e p\u0159ijde \u0148\u00e1kej sbor. Ale jsme paf z\u00a0toho, \u017ee t\u00edm sborem je cel\u00e1 \u0161kola. Tu \u010deskou p\u00edsni\u010dku se prost\u011b nau\u010dili v\u0161ichni a zp\u00edvaj ji super. M\u00e1 to neskute\u010dnou atmosf\u00e9ru. Jako \u2013 nechci bej n\u011bjak sentiment\u00e1ln\u00ed, ale vh\u00e1n\u00ed n\u00e1m to slzy do vo\u010d\u00ed. Z\u00a0koncertu odch\u00e1z\u00edme zase slavobr\u00e1nou.<\/p>\n

Ob\u011bd je hodn\u011b zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed. Nemaj tady j\u00eddelnu, tak se rozd\u011bl\u00edme do dvojic a j\u00edme s\u00a0d\u011btma ve t\u0159\u00edd\u00e1ch. A pak p\u0159ijde dal\u0161\u00ed pecka. Pr\u00e1v\u011b jsem pochopil, kde se v\u00a0Japonc\u00edch bere ta po\u0159\u00e1dkumilovnost. Prost\u011b je to u\u010dej vod mali\u010dka. Na vysv\u011btlenou: tady nemaj ukl\u00edze\u010dky, \u0161kolu piglujou d\u011bti. Po vob\u011bd\u011b dostanou smet\u00e1ky a hadry a sjedou celou \u0161kolu vod p\u016fdy a\u017e do sklepa. A my v\u00a0r\u00e1mci toho CE (Cultural Exchange) vyfasujeme hadry taky. Mn\u011b to s\u00a0ko\u0161t\u011btem popravd\u011b moc nejde, tak to doh\u00e1n\u00edm trikem, kdy\u017e sebou na t\u00fd mokr\u00fd podlaze \u0159\u00edznu. Cel\u00fd to je pro\u0161pikovan\u00fd nekone\u010dnou autogrami\u00e1dou, sout\u011b\u017e\u00edme, kdo m\u00e1 v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed podpis.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Rozd\u011bl\u00edme se do skupin a jdeme do v\u00fduky. Nejd\u0159\u00edv se mi necht\u011blo tyhle pr\u00e1zdniny \u0161kolou zbyte\u010dn\u011b kazit, ale nakonec to bylo super. Vyzkou\u0161eli jsme kaligrafii, t\u011bl\u00e1k, hudebku, p\u00e9\u010di vo zv\u00ed\u0159ata (to u n\u00e1s nem\u00e1me) a v\u00fdtvarku. V\u0161echno na vlastn\u00ed k\u016f\u017ei. Bylo to supr.<\/p>\n

Pak je p\u0159ipravenej program jen pro n\u00e1s. Nejd\u0159\u00edv vystoupen\u00ed samuraje s\u00a0vopravdovou katanou, pak tradi\u010dn\u00ed japonskej orchest\u0159\u00edk, dokonce n\u00e1s u\u010dej n\u011bjak\u00fd starojaponsk\u00fd tane\u010dky. Potom se znovu u\u010d\u00edme japonsk\u00fd znaky, va\u0159it japonskej \u010daj a motat origami. Je\u0161t\u011b \u010dtrn\u00e1ct dn\u00ed tady a votev\u0159u si v\u00a0Pardubk\u00e1ch japonsk\u00fd centrum. Vo z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dn\u00fd d\u00e1rkova\u010dce asi ps\u00e1t nemus\u00edm, to je takov\u00e1 jistota. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed jsem na\u0161el jeden pardubickej pern\u00ed\u010dek ve futr\u00e1lu vod kroje, tak dneska nejsem za trotla.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Te\u010f maj bejt n\u011bjak\u00fd oficiality na jedn\u00fd z\u00a0tokijskejch radnic. To fakt nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm. Sbormi\u0161 je k\u00a0tomu v\u0161emu \u0148\u00e1kej nerv\u00f3zn\u00ed. Ta radnice je vlastn\u011b mrakodrap. Upatlan\u00fd z\u00a0vlaku vplouv\u00e1me do toho velk\u00fdho bar\u00e1ku a zas p\u0159ekv\u00e1pko. Je tam nastoupenejch tak vosumdes\u00e1t zam\u011bstnanc\u016f a potleskem n\u00e1s v\u00edtaj. My teda s\u00a0b\u00e1glama na z\u00e1dech mus\u00edme mezi t\u011bma krava\u0165\u00e1kama vypadat! A e\u0161t\u011b tam jsou dv\u011b japonsk\u00fd televize a spousta novin\u00e1\u0159\u016f. Vyjedem vejtahem skoro nahoru a tam dal\u0161\u00ed \u0161pal\u00edr tleskaj\u00edc\u00edch Japonc\u016f. A tohle je neskute\u010dn\u00fd, jsou to zastupitel\u00e9 a radn\u00ed v\u00a0\u010dele s\u00a0p\u0159edsedou zastupitelstva. OMG.<\/p>\n

Posad\u011bj n\u00e1s do zaseda\u010dky, takov\u00e1 mal\u00e1 poslaneck\u00e1 sn\u011bmovna, trochu hogo fogo. N\u011bjak blb\u011b kopnu do toho stolu p\u0159ede mnou a vypadne helma. Jsem z\u00a0toho dost nesv\u016fj. Sawako m\u011b uklid\u0148uje, \u017ee to je jen kdyby p\u0159i\u0161lo zem\u011bt\u0159esen\u00ed. No super, u\u017e jsem klidnej.<\/p>\n

T\u011bch oficialit je stra\u0161n\u011b moc, st\u0159\u00eddaj se \u0159e\u010dn\u00edci, p\u0159edstavujou se politici. Stra\u0161n\u011b m\u011b to nebav\u00ed, ale dr\u017e\u00edm faz\u00f3nu. Mus\u00edm pochv\u00e1lit sbormi\u0161e, m\u00e1 nejkrat\u0161\u00ed projev. Pak kone\u010dn\u011b zp\u00edv\u00e1me, proto jsme p\u0159ece tady. Po focen\u00ed se vejtahem p\u0159esunujeme vo p\u00e1r pater n\u00ed\u017e. Jak tam v\u00a0tom vejtahu stoj\u00edme napresovan\u00fd vedle sebe, napad\u00e1 m\u011b, jestli bysme zejtra nem\u011bli zm\u011bnit dresscode. Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m se cejtit.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Zase n\u00e1s n\u011bkam usad\u011bj a \u010dek\u00e1me na prim\u00e1tora. Japonci jsou jak na trn\u00ed. U\u017e jsem z\u00a0toho celej tumpachovej, ale v\u00edm, \u017ee to je asi pot\u0159eba. Moc tomu cel\u00fdmu nerozum\u00edm, skoro m\u011b ty jejich kravaty \u0161krt\u011bj u krku. Pak kone\u010dn\u011b zase zp\u00edv\u00e1me. Jo, a pak sbormi\u0161 ud\u011bl\u00e1 nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed trapas ever. P\u0159ed\u00e1v\u00e1 n\u011bjak\u00fd Muchovy vobr\u00e1zky, p\u00e1\u010d je zrovna v\u00a0Tokiu vystaven\u00e1 ta Slovansk\u00e1 epopej, a na\u0161eho mil\u00fdho Alfonse p\u0159ejmenuje na Aloise. Stra\u0161n\u00fd! M\u011bl by p\u0159estat po noc\u00edch \u010d\u00edst ty Psohlavce.<\/p>\n

Tak. To byl zase den. Nev\u00edm, jak to je mo\u017en\u00fd, ale kapitoly m\u00fdho japonsk\u00fdho den\u00edku jsou dvakr\u00e1t del\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e ty z Ameriky. A p\u0159itom to dneska vypadalo jen na \u0161koln\u00ed koncert a n\u011bjak\u00fd b\u00e9k\u00e1n\u00ed na radnici.<\/p>\n

PS: h\u00e1dejte, kdo dneska dvakr\u00e1t ztratil l\u00edstek na vlak! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vst\u00e1vat a cvi\u010dit. Sbormi\u0161 n\u00e1s bud\u00ed u\u017e p\u0159ed sedmou, honem b\u011b\u017e\u00edme na rychlou sn\u00eddani a vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edme ke stanici Yoyogi-koen. M\u00e1me sekyru, p\u00e1\u010d se (nechci bonzovat, ale hl\u00e1sit se to mus\u00ed) Honza Bedn\u00e1\u0159 vracel pro bundu, kterou zapomn\u011bl na pokoji. Nejd\u0159\u00edv jedeme dv\u011b stanice metrem. Sawako n\u00e1s dop\u0159edu varuje, \u017ee takhle po r\u00e1nu bude metro na\u0161lapan\u00fd […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":941,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-denik-ignace-sidla","category-slide"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2017\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/939","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2017\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2017\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2017\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2017\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=939"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2017\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/939\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":968,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2017\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/939\/revisions\/968"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2017\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/941"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2017\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2017\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonifantes.cz\/japan2017\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}